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The Observer

The School Newspaper of Winston Churchill High School.

The Observer

The School Newspaper of Winston Churchill High School.

The Observer

Adorned with jewels and cutesy colors, flip phones are not only functional but make for a perfect fashionable accessory that can make any outfit pop.

Flip-ing it old school as flip phones come back into style

By Catherine Chan, Time Travel Inventor April 3, 2025

Beep boop beep…bzzt. Whether students recall these sounds from their parents dialing others when they were little or when they “played pretend” with a toy phone, they know that these mechanical noises...

“The Real Students of WCHS” cameraman chases WCHS junior Maximus Wang down the halls in order to film content for the reality show.

Lights, camera and action for “The Real Students of WCHS”

By Katy Edwards, Pagent Girl April 3, 2025

People across the country know and love the reality show “The Real Housewives of Potomac” and soon, reality TV fans will have one more to binge: “The Real Students of WCHS,” WCHS’s very own reality...

A giggling Sephora Baby crawls on the check out counter while covered in specks of liquid blush that a fellow baby splashed on her.

Baby takeover of Sephora ends in a blushy mess

By Lily Chadwick, Skibidi Rizzler April 3, 2025

Blaring cries, deafening screams and glass containers crashing on the floor. These are the sounds that have overtaken the generic pop music that fills local Sephora makeup stores. The epidemic of obsession...

MCPS has allotted a significant portion of their budget to the purchase of microchips, implantation devices and training (a 4-minute video that was half of the budget) for teachers to inject microchips into students.

Students’ privacy chipped away at by the new microchip policy

By Dehab Deglel, Anti-Vaxxer April 2, 2025

MCPS has always pushed the envelope—advocating for better education, more diversity and higher standards for students—and now they are expanding their budget to spend $123,456,789 on microchips. At...

The library is overflowing with animals eager to meet students and help them with their studies.

Moos, meows and barks overtake the “quietest place” in school

By Anne Ma, Rabbit Enabler April 2, 2025

As AP season draws nearer and third quarter study stress ramps up, WCHS’s library has introduced fun and furry stress relievers. Just this week, the library introduced their free-roaming petting zoo....

I am the perfect person.

Egotistical student claims election was stolen

By Maximus Wang, Rightful SMOB April 2, 2025

Many years from now, when all of us are long gone, historians of Montgomery County will look back on the first few months of 2025 and unequivocally declare it the setting of the greatest travesty in maybe...

Words like "skibidi" may seem foreign to some, but in reality, it is becoming part of everyday vocabulary and students must be educated on them.

Erm, what the sigma? No cap, this brainrot course FR bussin!

By Claire Moylan, Nataly’s Best Friend April 2, 2025

Skibidi. Mama, a girl behind you. Hyperpigmentation. Brain rot is the future and is finally being recognized in an intellectual setting. Brain rot is a collection of internet memes that stem from the popular...

Social Studies teacher Ian Vickery takes WCHS seniors Thao Nguyen and Emilia Desideriocioli on an EF tour of space. These trips have allowed them to make many new extraterrestrial friends.

Prank gives WCHS an out-of-this-world experience

By Rebecca Dean, Alien Ambassador April 2, 2025

A few weeks ago, students’ lunch break rapidly became a launch break, and now MCPS is working with NASA to determine a way to bring WCHS back to Earth. Many WCHS students say that they need their space,...

WCHS students navigate the new hallways as they walk down the lanes and follow the traffic light system.

AP comparative accent: turning speech into spaghetti

By Leah Kreisler, Is it pronounced Lee-a or Lay-a? April 23, 2024

What separates the east coast from the midwest? Besides the geographic location, the difference in weather or the political climate, it is the way people pronounce words such as “crayon”, “caramel”...

A WCHS senior is taken by surprise when he is chosen randomly to take a lie detector test on April 1, 2024. His identity is kept anonymous for his own safety.

Seniors sweat over pre-graduation lie dectector test

By Amir-Abbas Yazdi, “Artisti” April 23, 2024

Hold onto your caps and gowns seniors, because WCHS is about to turn the dial on graduation stress. The administration is putting seniors through lie-detector tests to confirm that everyone has truthfully...

The parking lots have turned to mayhem as anyone at WCHS is able to park wherever causing major traffic jams.

WCHS revs up open parkig as the lot becomes a free-for-all

By Cailey Harrington, Stars in Every Observer Commercial April 23, 2024

On Tuesday March 12, 2024, WCHS announced that a new open parking policy would be enacted starting on April 1, 2024. This new parking policy makes parking available for everybody, including students and...

WCHS Junior Claire Moylan Starring madly in love with her new friend

Pet rock rocks campus

By Nataly Behnia, Shop-a-holic April 23, 2024

A pet is commonly defined as “a domestic or tamed animal kept for companionship or pleasure,”but not all pets have to be animals. Former WCHS Observer Online EIC Rachel Mattison has proved just that....

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