By Tafa Nukator, Lebron Enthusiast
• April 16, 2024
It is no secret that WCHS is characterized by its competitive academic culture, with many students aiming to take as many high-level courses as possible. While summer courses are an option, a limited number...
Every generation has its trends and slang. For Baby Boomers, it is their strong work ethic. For Millenials, it is their Buzzfeed quizzes. However, for Generation Z, it is their excessive use of emojis....
By Lily Chadwick, Chipotle's #1 Supporter
• April 16, 2024
First Spotify, then Scooter Braun, and now WCHS. Taylor Swift is suing the "Churchill Observer'' over a negative album review written in 2018. The whole debacle began after an anonymous Wootton student...
A delicious meal, a fun time with friends and now it is time to pay. You take out your wallet just to be hit with a five-dollar bill and some loose coins. A wave of stress rushes through your body as everybody...
By ChatGPT, Side job is Headline Manager
• April 16, 2024
Move over traditional teachers! WCHS is proud to announce that its Teacher of the Month for April 2024 is none other than the infamous ChatGPT. This marks the first time an artificial intelligence has...
By Maximus Wang, Can't Hear You, Airpods Are In
• April 16, 2024
When one thinks of school punishments, they think of office referrals, or phone calls home or even suspensions. Yet, an inventive new punishment has taken WCHS by storm. An experimental policy, first implemented...
By Caroline Harless, HR Manager & Honorary Editor-in-Chief
• April 4, 2024
“Skrrt!!!! Watch out!”— that’s the sound of a WCHS driver (who shouldn’t have their license) zooming into the parking lot. If one thing is certain about WCHS, it’s that our students are NOT...
WCHS technology teacher Justin Ostry has strongly encouraged his students to take the internship class, yet he recently came to the realization that most seniors are taking double math classes. A common...
By Dehab Deglel, Churchill Over Attlee Any Day
• April 4, 2024
WCHS has been promoting harmful stereotypes for too long, and students have agreed that it is time for a change. While having a bulldog as a mascot may seem innocent, the true injustice of this choice...
A while ago, a white feathery owl dropped off a letter for Principal Taylor that read:
Dear Principal Taylor,
It has come to our attention through the magic mirrors that now is the time for change....
By Isabel Vorabhanda, Avid McDonald's Enthusiast & Fangirl
• April 4, 2024
WCHS students scrambled to school on March 1, 2024 to see if the rumor was true. There were whispers that the McDonalds that closed at Cabin John Shopping Center was coming to WCHS and as much as students...
For many students at WCHS, grading policies can be incredibly frustrating. From deadlines to 50% rules, it can be difficult to grasp how the process works. More frustratingly, after all the work students...
